WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

John Bolaris, the weatherboy without a station, is still rocking the meteorology game hard. This time he’s preparing us all for Hurricane Debby Sandy.

I hope he does a better job calling a big storm this time (and it looks like he will).

Pack up the dogs, cats, water, and batteries, grab the last gallon of milk at Acme, and prepare for the absolute worst. But most importantly, to help you get through the storm, Bolaris is working on an online website. Please RT.

And while you’re holed up in your house, check out “Bolaris Vision” in the Metro on Monday.

But the worst idea of the night comes from this guy. No one should ever partner with Crossing Broad on anything.

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