NFL DRAFT LIVE BLOG: NIGHT 1!Posted: April 25, 2013
9:13 This is boring and I want to shoot myself. Changing the channel.
9:07: Jon Gruden likes someone.
9:04: The entire time watching this draft, all I can think about this what would Adam Aron do?
8:51: Brother Mouzone chosen by the Lions. What a story! He came from another country to play in the NFL! No one has ever done that before.
8:46: Building a football team is like a Lego set with many different pieces. Chris Berman is very deep.
8:45: No one likes the Lane Johnson pick, which means he’ll be successful in Philly.
8:43: EAGLES SELECT LANE MEYERS
8:38: EAGLES ON THE CLOCK, EAGLES ON THE CLOCK. ::PULLS HAIR OUT::
8:37: “great competitor” drink
8:35: BREAKING: Jon Gruden likes him.
8:34: The Doplphins jumped into the third spot. They picked Dion Jordan. Chris Berman describes it as a “curveball”
8:33: Oh shit, a trade. High drama.
8:28: This is starting late because I only thought about doing this two minutes ago. I urge you to pause your TVs right now and stare at Mel Kiper’s hair. Closely. Intently.